ironrod prime wrote:i dont know where you guys have been for the last ten years but masturbation has become a natural part of young boys since late 2000 and so it was a standerd question to ask i mean come on if you were locked in your room for several minnutes only to open the to find your parrents there what do you think they would ask
I fail to see how that makes for flowing and natural dialogue.
That line brought the quest for a MacGuffin that could bring about the end of the world to a screeching halt just so Bay could fit in that horrendous brand of humor that the Bayformer movies drag around with them like a ratty security blanket.
Sabrblade wrote:ironrod prime wrote:i mean come on if you were locked in your room for several minnutes only to open the to find your parrents there what do you think they would ask
"What are you doing?"
"Why don't you come out of your room?"
"Are you okay?"
"Are you hiding something from us?"
"Can we talk to you?"
"May we have a moment of your time?"
"Can you help us with something real quick?"
"Did you forget to do what we told you?"
"Are you avoiding us on purpose?"
"Do you know what you did today?"
"Did you need us for anything?"
"You know what will happen if you go behind our backs again, right?"
"What time did you say you work today?"
"Do you work today?"
"Can you go get the others for me this afternoon?"
"Are you busy?"
"Can you give me a hand with something?"
"What's your schedule like for this week?"
"What days do you have off?"
"Can you come put away your mess from breakfast/lunch/dinner?"
"Can you go take the trash out?"
"Did you remember to take the trash out?"
"Is [*insert person's name here*] home yet?"
"Can you run a load of laundry real quick?"
"Did you remember to vacuum today?"
"What did you want me to pick up for you later on my way home?"
"Did you put all that you need on the grocery list?"
"When do you next get paid?"
Those are the kinds of questions my parents ask me when I find them standing at my doorway when I'm alone in my room for a long time. And, coming from them, not one of them has to do with masturbation (nor does any one of those sentences directly relate to it, as that is only one of many connotations that that can come from these questions). And I usually am in my room for a long time... on the computer, talking with you guys.
And we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen. Nice one Sabr.
In the three years I've been a teenager, my mother has never once brought up the subject (this may be because I'm an mostly asexual mass of bitter sarcasm, but still), and believe me, I spend a lot of time holed up in one room or another.